Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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