lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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