She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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