Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
