new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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