i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just threw up on my dentist
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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