Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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