Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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