OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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