The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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