i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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