We're like a lot better than the average bears
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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