College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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