i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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