you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You can't motorboat a personality
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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