your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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