I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
send nudes
from the living room?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize