Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You took a bar mat shot.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
