Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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