You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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