And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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