Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
