So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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