I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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