I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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