I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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