Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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