summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My feet surprised me
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