Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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