i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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