Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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