I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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