dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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