Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Come see our sink grown plant.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Randomize