Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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