Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dicks are not precious.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
