I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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