Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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