Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
