Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
its liver damage thursday
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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