u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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