That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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