at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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