is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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