I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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