is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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