You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I look better un-naked...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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