Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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