why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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