i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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