did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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