Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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