We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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