Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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